Titled

certain items found by father whilst alone in my room

unzip-your-cheek:

make for a very awkward trip to woolworths

What were they?

Michael Jackson was fine until he went past the children’s ward - then he turned stiff.

i haven’t studied for my maths exam at all but i have still figured this maths

it is 1 am

i have to get up in 6 hours

to catch a bus at 8

to get to the exam at 9

to get more than 50%

to get a passing mark

to get a TER

to get into uni

to contribute to society as a dull mindslave in an office job doing paperwork

bronte…victor undies

I think I may left them in the park across the road when we went up the dirt mound. I hope so, in any case. Makes a much better story.

What is on your wanted list?

unzip-your-cheek:

crap! no thats not them…that means yours are scattered around the house somewhere. fuck. these are spotted girl ones that are size 10…

by the way, ive just filled a usb of music for noah (including silver apples, triffids, the bjork, cocorosie, jesus and mary chain etc.) so we will have a very cultured boy on our hands…thank you for giving him music…he was hopeless before (sorry noah…ill explain at school) and plus you have extended my library with wanted albums (fucking torrents)

ill keep a look out for your panties

burn the witch

Because there’s already 60 trillion tumblarghs that post boring arty pictures! How many are there that criticise Olivia? (Here’s a hint: it’s less than one)

I’m just finding my niche in the blog market.

unzip-your-cheek:

no! it is the only thing that is helping me fail yr.12 (sorry milo) and it kind of keeps space on my computer free i have already finished fffound and i need to keep up my visual addiction…why dont you start posting some original stuff prefect boy!?

baboonius:

Excuse me cumdumpster, it doesn’t matter who a mixtape is for, you can still put on some variety.

And don’t you go off at me on Bjork’s mysticism, I already know she’s fan-bloody-hoosy. Whatever that means.

And why did you reblog my Klaxons post and completely manage to neglect the fact that it was a negative rant against them! You completely deconstructed my anger and turned into simpleton idolisation. How post-modern of you!

Also stop posting so fucking much!

unzip-your-cheek:

you cunt! it’s laura…it’s not like the playlist is for you….i dont have an amazing list of music that laura would like, okay!? bjork is fucking amazing and every fucking album is different, and she shares my guilty pleasure of sam sparro but she isnt ashamed like me…leave me alone! i dont like the fact that you have a tumblr. and i dont like the stuff that you post. (hate me so i dont have to take what you said into consideration)

baboonius:

Don’t use an artist more than once on the same playlist, gosh!

I hope you realise I only started using this tumblr to criticise your every move.

unzip-your-cheek:

two weeks —- grizzly bear
precilla —- bat for lashes
seven —- fever ray
too many questions —- sam sparro
blind —- hurcules and love affair
recycle it! —- sam sparro
mouth’s cradle —- bjork
lex —- ratatat
dolphinariums —- chad vangaalen
triumph of a heart —- bjork
run (im a natural disaster) —- gnarls barkley
i’m confused —- handsome furs
hell yes —- beck
girl —- suicide
step by step (feat. hot chip) —- wiley
pluto —- bjork

laura asked me to make a playlist from by music so her ears would bleed with awesomeness, i didnt want to make her braindead so i dummed it down a bit with some typical songs from certain artists and mixed in some songs that make me gasam

i think i scared her with suicide

burn the witch

Excuse me cumdumpster, it doesn’t matter who a mixtape is for, you can still put on some variety.

And don’t you go off at me on Bjork’s mysticism, I already know she’s fan-bloody-hoosy. Whatever that means.

And why did you reblog my Klaxons post and completely manage to neglect the fact that it was a negative rant against them! You completely deconstructed my anger and turned into simpleton idolisation. How post-modern of you!

Also stop posting so fucking much!

unzip-your-cheek:

you cunt! it’s laura…it’s not like the playlist is for you….i dont have an amazing list of music that laura would like, okay!? bjork is fucking amazing and every fucking album is different, and she shares my guilty pleasure of sam sparro but she isnt ashamed like me…leave me alone! i dont like the fact that you have a tumblr. and i dont like the stuff that you post. (hate me so i dont have to take what you said into consideration)

baboonius:

Don’t use an artist more than once on the same playlist, gosh!

I hope you realise I only started using this tumblr to criticise your every move.

unzip-your-cheek:

two weeks —- grizzly bear
precilla —- bat for lashes
seven —- fever ray
too many questions —- sam sparro
blind —- hurcules and love affair
recycle it! —- sam sparro
mouth’s cradle —- bjork
lex —- ratatat
dolphinariums —- chad vangaalen
triumph of a heart —- bjork
run (im a natural disaster) —- gnarls barkley
i’m confused —- handsome furs
hell yes —- beck
girl —- suicide
step by step (feat. hot chip) —- wiley
pluto —- bjork

laura asked me to make a playlist from by music so her ears would bleed with awesomeness, i didnt want to make her braindead so i dummed it down a bit with some typical songs from certain artists and mixed in some songs that make me gasam

i think i scared her with suicide