July 2009
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certain items found by father whilst alone in my...
unzip-your-cheek: make for a very awkward trip to woolworths What were they?
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June 2009
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Michael Jackson was fine until he went past the children’s ward - then he turned stiff.
Jun 30th
Jun 30th
i haven’t studied for my maths exam at all but i have still figured this maths it is 1 am i have to get up in 6 hours to catch a bus at 8 to get to the exam at 9 to get more than 50% to get a passing mark to get a TER to get into uni to contribute to society as a dull mindslave in an office job doing paperwork
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Jun 13th
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bronte...victor undies
I think I may left them in the park across the road when we went up the dirt mound. I hope so, in any case. Makes a much better story. What is on your wanted list? unzip-your-cheek: crap! no thats not them…that means yours are scattered around the house somewhere. fuck. these are spotted girl ones that are size 10… by the way, ive just filled a usb of music for noah (including silver apples,...
Jun 13th
burn the witch
Because there’s already 60 trillion tumblarghs that post boring arty pictures! How many are there that criticise Olivia? (Here’s a hint: it’s less than one) I’m just finding my niche in the blog market. unzip-your-cheek: no! it is the only thing that is helping me fail yr.12 (sorry milo) and it kind of keeps space on my computer free i have already finished fffound and i...
Jun 13th
Jun 12th
burn the witch
Excuse me cumdumpster, it doesn’t matter who a mixtape is for, you can still put on some variety. And don’t you go off at me on Bjork’s mysticism, I already know she’s fan-bloody-hoosy. Whatever that means. And why did you reblog my Klaxons post and completely manage to neglect the fact that it was a negative rant against them! You completely deconstructed my anger and...
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
burn the witch
Don’t use an artist more than once on the same playlist, gosh! I hope you realise I only started using this tumblr to criticise your every move. unzip-your-cheek: two weeks —- grizzly bear precilla —- bat for lashes seven —- fever ray too many questions —- sam sparro blind —- hurcules and love affair recycle it! —- sam sparro mouth’s cradle —- bjork lex —- ratatat dolphinariums...
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Omegle
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 你好 You: konnichiwa Stranger: japannese??? You: hai Stranger: japan???you ?? You: yes!! I, japan! You: you?? Stranger: famale or male You: famale You: you?? You: japan or no?? Stranger: fuck you I’m chinese !!!!! japanese go dead!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
victor weekend
Not my fault, sleeping bags make noise from the smallest of movements. unzip-your-cheek: 12 bruises on my legs (with multiple scratches) a bite mark on my shoulder (from an argument) cut on my toe last night, when trying desperatly to get to sleep to the sound of Bronte’s sleeping bag, i thought i was going to die from the ache in my legs and last night i swear that someone was calling me Deb...
Jun 9th
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March 2009
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