July 2009
3 posts
certain items found by father whilst alone in my...
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make for a very awkward trip to woolworths
What were they?
June 2009
21 posts
Michael Jackson was fine until he went past the children’s ward - then he turned stiff.
i haven’t studied for my maths exam at all but i have still figured this maths
it is 1 am
i have to get up in 6 hours
to catch a bus at 8
to get to the exam at 9
to get more than 50%
to get a passing mark
to get a TER
to get into uni
to contribute to society as a dull mindslave in an office job doing paperwork
bronte...victor undies
I think I may left them in the park across the road when we went up the dirt mound. I hope so, in any case. Makes a much better story.
What is on your wanted list?
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crap! no thats not them…that means yours are scattered around the house somewhere. fuck. these are spotted girl ones that are size 10…
by the way, ive just filled a usb of music for noah (including silver apples,...
burn the witch
Because there’s already 60 trillion tumblarghs that post boring arty pictures! How many are there that criticise Olivia? (Here’s a hint: it’s less than one)
I’m just finding my niche in the blog market.
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no! it is the only thing that is helping me fail yr.12 (sorry milo) and it kind of keeps space on my computer free i have already finished fffound and i...
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Excuse me cumdumpster, it doesn’t matter who a mixtape is for, you can still put on some variety.
And don’t you go off at me on Bjork’s mysticism, I already know she’s fan-bloody-hoosy. Whatever that means.
And why did you reblog my Klaxons post and completely manage to neglect the fact that it was a negative rant against them! You completely deconstructed my anger and...
burn the witch
Don’t use an artist more than once on the same playlist, gosh!
I hope you realise I only started using this tumblr to criticise your every move.
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two weeks —- grizzly bear precilla —- bat for lashes seven —- fever ray too many questions —- sam sparro blind —- hurcules and love affair recycle it! —- sam sparro mouth’s cradle —- bjork lex —- ratatat dolphinariums...
Omegle
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 你好 You: konnichiwa Stranger: japannese??? You: hai Stranger: japan???you ?? You: yes!! I, japan! You: you?? Stranger: famale or male You: famale You: you?? You: japan or no?? Stranger: fuck you I’m chinese !!!!! japanese go dead!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
victor weekend
Not my fault, sleeping bags make noise from the smallest of movements.
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12 bruises on my legs (with multiple scratches) a bite mark on my shoulder (from an argument) cut on my toe last night, when trying desperatly to get to sleep to the sound of Bronte’s sleeping bag, i thought i was going to die from the ache in my legs and last night i swear that someone was calling me Deb...
March 2009
5 posts